[Miss Piggy]
Scooter?
[Scooter]
Yes Ma'am
[Miss Piggy]
Gonzo?
[Gonzo]
Check
[Miss Piggy]
Robin?
[Robin]
Yes, Miss Piggy
[Miss Piggy]
This is what we are going to sing. Ahem...

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fast (nice)
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do
If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you (good)

Now Scooter, you come in after my first line, and you two boys follow

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do
If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fast
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do
If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you
If you haven't got a ha-penny...

Uh, Miss Piggy? We're finished
Oh, I knew that