[Intro]
Because we're all gathered here
In more or less a collegiate atmosphere
I can assume that you all are very much aware of the fact
That there is a difference between the sexes ...
Whoa, at least one of you is sure
And I've decided that aside from the fact that girls are different and everything
That they'rе really kinda neat
And so I wrote a song for 'еm, and we'd like to do it for you, but
We wanna dedicate this song to one of the few remaining ethnic groups in modern day society that is not a minority group
Dirty old men (Yes)

[Verse 1]
I like to deal with the ladies
I like to give 'em a real hard time
Like to make 'em sigh
I like to make 'em cry
Over me

[Verse 2]
I like to swing with the good times
I like to have me a real live ball
Doin' what I can
Like a dirty old man
Tee-hee
[Chorus]
I like to have 'em just a-hangin' around
Wonderin' where I've been
I like to see 'em with their big brown eyes
Just drinkin' me in, ya-ta-ta-ta

[Verse 3]
I like to deal with the ladies (Ladies)
I like to hang 'em up on my line
Treat 'em kinda rough
But they never get enough
Of me, ra-tu-tat-tat, ta

[Bridge]
Whomp-bom-bom-pa-da-da-ra
Pa-pa-da-da-da, da
(This is supposed to be my trombone solo)
Wah-da, da-da
(I haven't had a whole lot of experience)
Wop-wop, wop-wop-wop

[Chorus]
I like to have 'em just a-hangin' around
Wonderin' where I've been
I like to see 'em with their big brown eyes
Just drinkin' me in, yeah
[Outro]
I like to deal with the ladies (Ladies)
I like to give 'em a real hard time
Like to make 'em sigh
I Like to make 'em cry over
Like to make 'em bawl
Like to make 'em crawl over
Like to make 'em weep
Like to make 'em creep after me
(Ra-tu-tat-tat, tat)
(A-bomp-bomp)
Yeah!