Original Cast of Everybody's Talking About Jamie
Finale
[SANDRA BOLLOCK]
So that's our story
But what's the lesson?
Well, victory comes to those that put a dress on!

[TRAY SOPHISTICAY]
Be individual
Don't act so samey
And don't fuck with a boy whose name is Jamie!

[LAIKA VIRGIN]
So if you're with us
We'll all be winning
Let's get the DJ down and set the record spinning


[DRAG QUEEN]
Go raise the roof up
No, even higher
It's time to party-

[PRITTI]
Girls, you're preaching to the choir

[KIDS]
Everybody's talkin' 'bout
Talkin' 'bout
Talkin' 'bout
Chat chat chat
Rah rah rah
Buzz buzz buzz
Blah blah blah
Everybody's rhubarb rhubarb
Pss pss
Buzz buzz
Shh shh
Buzz buzz
Gab, gob, yap, yak, baa, moo, oink, quack
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the boy who came out then came out
The boy so nice he came out twice then flew too high and paid the price
But once he'd burned, the lesson learned was that your spotlight must be earned
Especially when your he becomes a she-she-she-she-she
Everybody's talkin' 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie

[LOCO CHANELLE]
Once in a lifetime
There will rise a hero
Whose approaching footsteps
Will cause the earth to quake

Once in a lifetime
They'll baptise a hero
In the blood he left in his wake
The legend of Jamie New