[BABE]
When the money's gone
Will you be my friend?
Float a small row boat till our ship comes in
When the winter nights chill us to the soul
Will you feed the fire?
Spin the straw to gold
When the money’s gone

[SONNY]
When the money's gone
Will you get cold feet?
Will you still be there if the ends don't meet?
If we’re in the red, just forget the green
Take a bus with me
No more limousines
When the money's gone

[BOTH]
Oh what a fine life I give to you
All you ever want
Will you still be there?
Will you pull me through when the cash don't come?
And if you're mine
Will you still love me wherever we fall?
When the money's gone
[SONNY, spoken]
We gotta change with the times. So we're gonna sing a few songs, we'll do a little comedy and we'll hit the jackpot!

[BABE, spoken]
But I’m not funny. I’m a singer

[SONNY, spoken]
So you'll wear heels and be even taller than me, I’ll be the butt of the jokes and they'll love us! Oh c'mon Cher! Say you'll try comedy!

[BABE, spoken]
Only if you try singing

[SONNY, spoken]
That’s my girl!

[BOTH]
Oh, will you want me, baby?
Oh, will you need me, baby?
Oh, will you love me, baby?
When the money's gone

[ENSEMBLE WOMEN]
Baby, it's all or nothing now
Don't wanna run and I can't walk out
Baby, it's all or noting now
Don't wanna wait forever
Takin a chance on spinning
[BABE AND SONNY]
Maybe we'll up winning

[SONNY, spoken]
Good evening, everybody! Wow, I think it's amazing out of all the things to do in Vegas, all five of you chose to see us! Dontcha think so, Cher?

[LADY, spoken]
Where were we, Little Man?

[SONNY, spoken]
Oh, sure. Easy shots about my size. You know, you're gonna have to make it up to me

[LADY, spoken]
You're right. When we get back to the room, I'll run you a nice, warm sink

[WOMEN]
Baby, it's all or nothing now
Don't wanna run and I can't walk out
You're breaking my heart if you leave me now

[LADY AND SONNY]
Packin 'em in on weekends

[SONNY, spoken]
Good evening, everybody! It's been a heck of a year in Vegas and I got something really exciting to announce
[LADY, spoken]
You're still growing?!

[SONNY, spoken]
This, from the mother of my child

[LADY, spoken]
This, from the father of my child. I think

[ENSEMBLE (LADY AND SONNY)]
When the money's gone (Baby, it's all or nothing now)
Float a small row boat (Took us two years while it all went down)
When the winter nights (Baby, we hit the jackpot now)
Will you feel the fire? (We're gonna last forever)

[MEN (WOMEN)]
When the money's gone (Now for a new beginning)
Will you get cold feet?
Will you still be there? (They're gonna keep on winning)
If the ends don't meet
When we're in the red (Baby, its all or noting now)
Take a bus with me

[ENSEMBLE]
Baby, it's all or nothing now

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
From television city in Hollywood, Sonny and Cher!