[Verse 1: El-P]
I freaks the juvenile techniques
Spittle drips from your mouth, now you're obsolete
The ill punk, funky freaker, blare black speaker
Your future's looking bleak, juvenile techniques
So color me the chubby n***a with nuts
Like I'm Robocop wreck shop, born to freak a mic
Unique, ill, subliminal, think like a criminal
Minded motherf'er, yes I'm pullin' mad heifers (mad heifers)
Six, pass around forty Olde to lips
I'll leave you unemployed like the cast of CHiPs
Bust it (bust...), a nickelbag in my pants for luck
And leave you screamin' like a pig when he just got stuck
Aw, my paragraphs insert the kind of funk like the funky drummer
'Cause it's the season heads turning soft, fuck that
I power move to the left, oughta break your back
Catch you at the barbecue (barbecue..), the studio's a block away
And when I'm on the fuckin' mic, you couldn't make my day
Juvenile techniques 'cause you're a [?]
Like a camel, 'cause a bitch will walk a mile for the flavour
The little Yagyu, the funky devil in Ms. Jones to bone so I can reach another level
Yeah, another level to reach
I rock the set with my juvenile speech

[Chorus: sample]
Juvenile delinquent in the style
Juvenile delinquent in the style
The ju- the juvenile delinquent in the style
The ju- the juvenile- the ju- the juvenile delinquent
[Verse 2: El-P]
I never sweat another kid, I'm the Mack (Mack!), Tom
Peep, call me punisher
Temporary damage to the clitoris
Effective when a female wants to get with this
Juvenile kid like I'm like the likes of
Pee up and down, the freestyle demigod (God...)
Fully erect the other kids is only semi hard
You couldn't hold a fuckin' candle to my demo (demo...)
Ridin' with you moms butt-naked in my limo
It's the half-assed, panty-social, slow-flow kid
And when the dust clears away then you can see what my mic did (my mic did...)
Lyrical Punisher, El-P for short
And make a hood look stupid for the sake of the sport
Incorporate the foul, logical
Everyday wheezin'
Yo, it's a temporary thrill to throw a burner
At a cross-over act singer like Tina Turner (Turner...)
I'll play the role of Ike and slap the motherfucker stupid
Mister Lyrical, drummin' out a lyrical
Nasty, rusty, crusty booty pulveriser (rhymes...)
I'll make a rhyme out of scraps like MacGyver
Not gun crazy, but sometimes I pack the steel
Because I feel that it's the only way to watch my back (watch my back...)
Macked on 'em, occasionally comical freaks
I freaks the juvenile techniques
[Chorus: sample]
Juvenile delinquent in the style
The ju- the juvenile- the ju- the juvenile
The ju- the juvenile delinquent in the style
Juvenile delinquent in the style

[Verse 3: El-P]
I freaks the juvenile techniques
And leavin' MC's bulimic when they speak my rhymes check it (word...)
I got you open for the tactical flow
And leave you lookin' like a victim of the nightly crime show
Yeah, I drip the Colt 45
Yeah, you think I'm frontin'? Well make a move fucka (make...)
You little step-child, I get buckwild
The seek and destroyer, military frame of mind
The okie-doke really gots to go
I'll leave a tag on your toe
Like my man John Doe, oh (Doe...)
Mathematical, chillin' out, sabbatical
Chip, show the motherfuckin' dusty ass radical
I give props to originators quick (quick...)
And disrespect the carbon copy rappers on their dick
I'm too ill to work at 7-Eleven
I'll make a Fisher Price mic sound like a U87 (Fisher Price mic...)
I'm hurtin' motherfuckers on the down low
Discrete, I freaks the juvenile techniques
[Chorus + Outro: sample, *El-P*]
*The juvenile techniques*
Juvenile delinquent in the style
Juvenile delin- the juvenile delin-
The juvenile delinquent in the style
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Juvenile delinquent in the style
Juvenile delin- the juvenile
Juvenile delinquent in the style
Juvenile delin- the juvenile
Juvenile delinquent in the style
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