[Verse 1]
Shut up lotus auto Eros
Shut up pleasure latex shepherd erotic pasture
Shut up carbon fiber icing
Shut up my strings turned on pulled by idle hands
Lies won’t make your dick grow go go gadget
Cock that fucked up knob can’t do the job

[Verse 2]
Shut up red light mystic listen
Shut up I need your blue fairy aphrodisiacs
Shut up cut it snort it floor it
Shut up locked and loaded busted piece of shit motor

[Bridge]
Slick and stoned may get me boned
But words will always haunt me
Disco dome oh please don’t go
I promise I have more to show

[Chorus]
I wish I was a real boy
I wish I could feel like a real boy
I wish I could love you like a real boy
I wish I could be your real
Liar (x16)
[Verse 3]
Shut up catfish jackass jack off
Shut up system failure can’t even beat solitaire
Shut up scissors where is the glitch
Shut up rip through my skin to see the meat

[Bridge]
Within I'm cursed and doomed to break so soon
And never know a fuck so true
It courses through my dorsal veins
And makes me real, all the same

[Chorus]
I wish I was a real boy
I wish I could feel like a real boy
I wish I could fuck you like a real boy
I wish I could be your real
Liar (x16)

[Outro]
I wish I could feel… something real