Kool A.D
Kool A.D
Kool A.D
Kool A.D

Call me Michael Jackson, I got a million dollars.
If you feel me, holler
Yeah, I'm playing frogger.
I'm on the internet
I'm on an emulator
You're just an emulator
I'll read the menu later
Right now I'm drinking water
I'll take your momma's daughter
That's your sister, mister
Went to the zoo and kissed her
We looked at kangaroos.
We looked at alligators
I told her "see ya later."
She called your boy a hater
I told her "nevermind."
I got a clever mind
I'm like a movie genius
I touch the boobies frequently
Holler at a honey dip
Dollar in a money clip
She wearing pink velour
Ordering the drink de jour
I've got the new Filas
Walk with true zebras
I Zimbra slappin' in the Jeep that’s a two seater
Tripping on wild turkey
Sipping on a child's slurpee
Rocking you with pacman.
Throwing your Tascam in the trashcan
Run your kicks, plus your 606
I could whoop your little cousin in pick-up sticks
I've got the hiccups. Quick
Somebody slap my back
You know this track is slap
All the other tracks is whack
Just bought a lighter with a titty chick on it
She looks Amish, all she need's a bonnet
Holler with me. Five dumplings in a box
Juice is a dollar fifty, call me papa-thrifty
Call me Tito Puente
Call me Daisy Fuentes
Call me Elvis Priestlay
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Call me Shelia E
Call me ???
Call me when you think you can't finish your bag of Cheetos
I'm at the pizza hut, I'm at the taco bell
I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
I've got the taco smell, that pescado smell
I got a lot of smells
I've rolled a lot of Ls
I've rolled a lot of sushi
Rolling fat like John Belushi
Call me Desi Arnaz, dog
I love the lucy
Throw some trees on it
Kool A.D.'s on it
You don't have to worry about anything
He's on it
I'm in the third person
I'm a nerd person
I cannot tell a lie, like Washington I'm hella fly
I'm on the one bill.
Plus I'm dum ill
I'm chopping cherry trees.
Girl wanna marry me
And I'm Kool A.D
All the females know I'm Kool AD
Kool AD
All the females know I'm Kool AD