Kool A.D.
Kitchen Freestyle 1
[Kool A.D.]

You don't even know what i teach and what i taught
What i preach and how my speeches be
Beyond what is the reaches of most

I toast like ghost and then ghost
Hot from the west coast to the east though
Shout out to east though plus west though
Shout out to festo
We the best yo, like khaled
Walk with the eagles with the talons
I fly like a seagull and i got balance
Like a tightrope walker

Your girl might jock the realness, you feel this
For real, haha
I'm the best rapper, kool AD
Oh my god, do it all day
And all night, that's right

I got a text from a female
Bout to get like, um, three tails
Bigger than three whales, killer that

The blackfish, arrest me now babylon
I'm at this, with the
Ill tactics, guerilla style like coco
My sign language is that of an orangutan
My rolos is sweet, chocolate caramel for your teeth
Brush em, aquafresh then i rush em
Bless the whole microphone with my functions
It's really nothing to me or anybody else

Kool AD best rapper in the world, real hip-hop
I do a quiet voice freestyle all up in the kitchen

(haha, oh, seriously,)

I'm so blazed, cuz
Drinkin red wine and drawing pictures
I try to stay inside nowadays
And live life like, um...

You know like, um...

More like domestically, you feel me?

Anyway, what's up yo?
Kool AD, i'm stuck in the cut bro
You ain't got nothing on the kid
For real, you ain't fucking with the kid
You ain't touching the kid

So sick with it like E-40
Shout to Issue and Marty Stevens
You a real heathen, you breathin
The same oxygen i'm breathin as well
As anybody out here in heaven and hell
It's both earthly, i'm worth like
3 mil at least, i prolly kill like
Anybody to step to this, for real

It's off the top of the knot
The top of the dome, if you didn't
Understand me, i'm home now
In oakland
Smokin
Where you from?
Nah, i'm jokin

Anyway dude, i'm the best
Eat me like food
That's what she said about her pussy
That's what i said about my dick
My name is Vic
I'm so quick with this shit

The sick spic just kick
Another ill ass rhyme for your ass, ho
Oh no? what the fuck, yo
Pass go, collect two bills
I'm too ill, for real
You couldn't see me with like two mill-
-ion glasses, spectacles
My spectacle is that of guy debord
I afford more
Simply because they pay me that
Oh my god yo, i take these raps
To another plateau
I rap though, i rap slow, rap fast
Like all these rap cats
Looking for cash and stacks and whatnot

Whatever, man
Kool AD, best rapper