[Verse 1: Tone Tank]
Some times I feel like I'm the best
Other times I get a little depressed
Like, I don't like the shape of my head some times
Some times I wish that I was ehhh
Some things don't need to be said
Used to ride a little special bus to special ed
Ducked when I passed the regular school
Guess I worried about my rep or credit
Now I got bad credit, see
I always gotta pay a late fee
And If you're gonna know the ledge
You gotta keep your gun off safety
At least that's what rap told me
Back in the early 90s
Those the type of things that molded me
Stunt your growth like a bonsai tree
One day I'll quit rappin'
Go to the woods, get myself a log cabin
I don't mean the maple syrup
And I don't care if you can hear it
'Cause if a tree falls
I'm a take you build a house
Man, I don't really need it all
That stuff will probably just louse me up
Like as if I had lice
That's where the word louse comes from
You could say someone was lousy
But that's a lousy thing to say
Unless they really had lice
Then you maybe go get them the special shampoo
That be the nice thing to do
That be the right thing to do
[Chorus]
Didn't I treat you right? x6

[Verse 2: Kool A.D.]
Damn I wrote a pretty good rap for this beat like a month ago
Scott likes it though, so it's like fuck it bro
He was like "you said something about Terminator X had a ostrich farm"
Then rhymed hella shit with "ostrich farm"
Something about how you bet it all then lost the farm
Maybe included the words "Barbizon" and "parmesan"
Damn, that sounds pretty good, but fuck, I wish we hadn't lost it
Loaded it on my phone, deleted it, and forgot it
I write a lot of shit
Y'all don't really need to hear all of it
Other shit I say a few times just so I know you got it
Heh. Got it?
Got these Tims on but they look like Vans though
I don't really dance but when I do I dance slow
That's, neither here nor there though
Going back to Cali, let my beard and hair grow
I get older, start to really hate talking
Start to take offers to affiliate [?]
Getting older start to think about dignity
All magic is fueled by mystery
I'm a fool. Mr. T would pity me
See me spit shit and leave for free, sincerely Viktor V
[Chorus]
Didn't I treat you right? x6

[Verse 3: Tone Tank and Kool A.D.]
All you really need to know in life is
Do the right thing and don't believe the hype
(Yeah, and be like Mike)
(And we might be like street light height)
We might fight the power like P.E. in Spike
We might hit the movies get some Mike & Ike's, right
(Yeah, take your pick. Jackson. Turner.)
(Run up to concessions and smack them with a burner)
Like, yo, I told you extra butter
I'm peaceful. Why you make me do that brother?
(Dude's like "please, I have a family. Don't hurt me")
(Your girl's like "calm down, you just had tricep surgery")