Kool A.D.
Chuy Gomez
[verse]
I just wanna tell you
Yea, yea, yea, no, maybe, maybe, maybe, yo
You actin' mad p-noid man
Trust me, I'm the wheat soy man
The plan is this:
Take my hand and don't ditch be the plan
Don't deviate or hate and we'll be great

I wonder should I wait
Should I stare from afar, should I go extra hard?
Really doesn't matter
All the chitter chatter and all the laughter make me madder
But I'm finna get hype
And if you say "no" I'm finna ask twice
And if you wanna go you know I got the bike
We could ride out, ride out, ride out

This is what they feel like in front of my mom's house
Tellin' everybody that's my charm on my arm, ow
And if she wit it then she wit it
And if I got it then she get it
And if she touch it then I hit it
I ain't playin' no games, I'm too grown for the kid shit
Did you miss it or would you miss it?
You thought I was finished
I disagree, I forgot to mention
All of the girls that I loved and I missed em
If I ever hugged 'em you know I had to kiss 'em
But now I'm lookin' for a missin'
Yea, but now he lookin' for some missus
[verse]
Yo, [?] like a n***a shaolin
Booty in my palm like a n***a shaolin
Twistin' her hair and I sip on the gin till the room on spin
Now I don't know who I am
Heart of a lion, soul of the kin of the kin
That's a prince you should know who I am
Your goal think I'm big, bro, she actin' Little Kim
N***a handsome, so she asks if I sing
And I don't sing, I rap little mama on stage like Jay
You like that, little mama?
Fade like Jay, way back, little mama
Tryin' to stack these end till a n***a big Stunna
Watch Stone Cold, yea, I called a kid a Stunna
Smoke like a hummer
Kush on my brain, got a girl my hip
And they all look the game
As long as she shut the fuck up we game
As long as these n***as show love we game
Hate for the lames
You n***as like games
You n***as like broads
Homie [?] the lord
Yo, the booth gettin' hot so my throat get [?]
Throat gettin' scorched
Raheem he scorch
Old head, shakey, I lead with the torch
Show me the best hope you show when you [?]
Show me your breasts, now I'm holdin' the broad
Show me the rest, now she strokin' me off
Pass that thing off like D-Way to Lebron
Smokin that collie, that molly's a dove
Fuck is you thinkin'? I'm thinkin' of bucks
My people starvin, I'm speakin' for us
Keep that fist up
Chasin' this dream till I'm facin' my team
What a playful [?]
You n***as ain't whacked cause you n***as is weak
Hit you by tracks and you duckin' the heat
Home of the Knicks, n***a, fuck is the Heat?
Holdin' the [?] where the fuck is the heat?
Rock these Ewings
One minute money, that's what the game brings
Jut show me the mic and I'll show you up what's up
Been flowin' since Puff, now I'm [?]
You slip and you fall, dust off and get up
You slip and you fall, dust off and get up
You slip and you fall, dust off and get up
You slip and you fall, dust off and get up, right?
That's what my mamma say, rat ta tat tat
That's what the lama say
When he with the kings, every day is a holiday
Tryin' to cop the big ass crib where my mamma lay
Tryin' to cop the big ass crib where the [?]
With the Spanish broad, she be yellin' out "¡Andale Ándale! ¡Arriba!"
Mac got the twist in the cheeba
Puffin on piff on reefa
"Unite, we need to, that's Queen Latifah
Desi might sing you a song like Keisha
Hit somethin' lethal
Might need a three-piece suit
Back when the [?]
I've been beatin' beats up
Now I got a diva with double d's
She hold em up with the "peace" up
I like my jeans like this
They don't crease, bruh
Look, I can put it to the side
See my sneaks, bruh?
Pat Ewings, that, ya, I'm truing, dumb
Cause I'm so fresh like the fuckin' waves that's flowing off my tongue
Flow then I'm flowin'
Leave a n***a numb
Oh, I'm goin' dumb
Damn, wait, hold up
I think I'm goin' dumb
It' probably the weed
Now my sleeves feel numb
Wow, it's so hot in the place
Maybe cause I just blazed the mic
Raise your hands up high
Wave em, "Hi," I see you, "bye"
I'm just chillin' real high
Couple fly guys
Kool AD's a cool guy
I see why his name's Kool AD

[Kool AD]
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Rap, rap, rap, Kool AD, best rapper in the world
I'm at the Chevvies out in Richmond
Parked outside with box Chevys and a couple Lincolns
Dodge Ram wagon push a buck-six over here for no reason
I ain't paid my speeding ticks in a minute
I eat hella chips, I just blazed up
Spinach, I now dip it in the sauce like Amaze 88
Just did to the beat man
He laced it with acid, it's jazz, dude
I take place like a accident
I make tapes plus papes like it's magic man
Comedy is tragic and other shit
The brother Vic sick on some other shit
That other other shit
Plus fuck the government
All of ya'll can suck on a brother dick
Especially Republicans
But the kid stay around that money like a rubber band
Funny how you can make the money move from one hand to the other hand
But on the other hand it can move right back
I feel like I'm rappin' on that track that's like "I'm smooth like that"
"I'm cool like that"
We be to rap what key be to lock
Ya'll be to Ja Rule what he be to Pac
Fuck, actually, I ain't have another like for that
But, you know, that seemed like a strong ender
Hey Chaz, uh, you wanna do another rapping right here?
[verse]
Maybe. Maybe I do, maybe I do
Rap is jazz, rap is jazz
It's like, really like, rap's the new black
Peep .. turned it into stacks
Now he sport
It's called progression
Not to mention
He's on every channel station
He got 99 problems but jay-z ain't one of them
You're president, son
You should really be sayin some other shit
But on another note
We'll be riditch
Quarter of the qay done
Not as fun as it used to be
Competition ain't new to me
Spit the same thing
Darts try to spit em
What are you missin?
You're a joke
But who the fuck are you kiddin?
I'm like richmond
Rip hamilton
Facemask
Kiss my dick, balls, taint, and ass
Every time I get on this beat
I'm half passed back
Fuckin' coward
Yo, real shit
What ever happened to jawan howard?
A little too real for me
Yo, fuck tv
Like, the internet is really doin' it's thing at this point
Watch seinfeld on channel 4 four
I can spit 44 4's
So I'ma stick with this rap
Til the chips is cashed
Went to the casino for the first time
I won money, what
Like 400 bucks
I put it in my wallet, like what the fuck is up
I left for a trip to DC
Money
Casino
Then made mad money
So basically I left with more than I came with
I think I finish
I wish I had a grandmother, you know?