[Chris Farley sample]
So I'm in the supermarket the other day, right?
And I'm waiting in the checkout line, huh?
And all of a sudden, this guy cuts right in front of me, right?
So, I, I says to the guy, right? I says to him, I says to him
He's standing there, right?

[Verse 1]
Life is pain. That's beautiful, ain't it?
We all just salt in the wind on a rough sea
Wait, or is that just me?
I'm rapping, I'm rapping
I'm feel like no one can touch me
Fuck rap, fuck you, fuck me
Live for a long ass minute just off my raps
I guess I'm just lucky
Did a little bit of dirt but I'll come clean
Ain't a goddamn motherfuckin' hand that's blood free in this country
Know what I mean?

[Farley sample]
I says to the guy
I says to him
I says to him
I said, I said
{Verse 2]
Okay, born to die, nothing is anything
Fuck life, everything sucks
Hella useless, hella stupid, walk around do shit
Eat food, fall asleep, wake up, et cetera
What a joke. Heh
Disappear in a puff of smoke
Nothing is permanent
Wander the earth [?] gaze at the fuckin' firmaments
Ain't no intrinsic worth, we all worthless
Ain't no church in the wild
Believe it or not, we all churchless
Faith is illusory
Freedom is a mythical concept, no one is truly free
Know what I mean?

[Farley sample]
Get this, get this, wait a second

[Verse 3]
Fuck it, go work at a homeless shelter, man
Feed food to the hungry
Slang drugs or whatever, man
It's crazy to think about everything that we do for the money
Considering money is fake
It's crazy dance we can't stop
Faith be the string of the puppet show
Fuck it, though
[Chris Farley sample]
So I turn to the guy
I turn to the guy
And I says to him
I says