Kool A.D.
Jose Canseco
[Verse 1: Kassa]
What does "E" really equal?
Call me MC, never square
Can't see me, I'm never there
Somewhere walking in the clever pair
I'm dangerous like Everclear
Or Michael Jackson debonair
Half broke off way off
Adolph, no mas, no boss
I never clock in or clock out
I hop in and hop out
Hot gin and knock out
Shoplift and walk out
Shout out to Kass in middle school, I've been a fool
You want a topic?
Listen for the interlude
Most play the 10 or 2
Kass won, 10 to 2
Any who, who the fuck are you?
I'm steroids
A-Rod, pikachu
Happy as a toddler playing peekaboo
As sick as a beetle drinking Beetle Juice
Cannibal, Annabel, Hannibal Lecter, smoked up with Victor
Measuring defectors
[Verse 2: Kool A.D.]
It's Koolamania
Tulipomania
A Geppettomania
Brainiac, mad cheese, crack V-A-Z
Too crazy
Kool A.D
See me kiss my own damn scientific hand and jump back
Gimme the blunt back
Operation Peter Pan, I'm Elian
Tryna get a milli like a telethon
Ya Hella [?]
Let a couple light skin n***as live
Pardon my English
Spic rich, flip spinach
It's just Vic, we be
Passing time with this shit
And actually, you can actually be passing me a dime
Vic can actually shine if he want to
Right now I just casually slide through
Drink a couple beers, get high too
Say hi to all of the people who like to get high and listen to my idiot rap songs
They three minutes n***a chill, they don't last long
Actually, I'm probably out though, peace
See y'all ducking and weaving like [?]
The truth in this song be the Pablo Picasso
-esque, Egyptian-esque fresco
The fresh professional prince impersonator
Mike Jack, my purse greater
Jokes: I'm so broke
Jokes: I'm okay
Y'all like "no way
Jose Canse-co"