[Verse]
Kool A.D
Step into the place like "Ohh, baby"
I'm just another MC
Another rap hip hop rapper MC
Man I'm just a dumb rapper
Oh, hum, come, bum, bubble gum rapper
Not a gun clapper, just a gum flapper
Known to even freestyle cypher with some laughter
Can flow faster than [?], but I can run faster
Yo, I go threw the cloister halls like a nun's laughter
The scriptures in my brain are one chapter
I spit 'em at your dame while she on the bun master working it
Oh my god, shit
It's like an info commercial
Yo, everybody's rapping like its a commercial
Acting like life is a big commercial
Kool A.D., and I'm soo commercial
First Latin rapper to sample Charles Bronson the band
Sampling Charles Bronson the man
Second reference on the album to the one rhyme
In that one part of that one big pun rhyme
One dime, minus one is nine
Sush, none of them whine
Know to do the same shit [?] of mine
It's like a lot of shit
I don't even have the time to write all of the similes
Shit is silly please
Philly pilly please
Pass the philly, Jesus, I got a Christ complex
Vicious, I got a motherfuckin' black beans with white rice complex
I rock a cardboard crown that I copped from a kid's meal
Ride around town on a big wheel
King of Oceania, I'm a pretty big deal
Get the bacon, dawg, give a fuck what a pig feel
Uber alles with the John Wayne swagger
Semiotic semi automatic brain dagger
Guns lack the bodies of human truths
Clips on the pusher TV stay moving news
Brush it off with the wink and the shrug
Gimmie a rug, gimmie the drugs, gimmie some love, gimmie a hug
Big macin' in the jaws of life
Yo, lips smacking on a lawless wife (?)
Like Lucy known to get the chips like [?]
Sometimes I beg and sometimes I'm choosey
No, yes, everybody take a deep breath
Yes, everybody take a deep--
Yo, mm-mm-mm, now I'm jacking Kraftwerk
I can shit on the track till my ass hurts
Captain beefheart in the back
Like it was John Coltrane on a Black Sabbath track
New generation, just to ask Girl Talk
Mash ups on the internet: suck the world's cock
[Outro/Hook?]
RULING CLASS INSTANT PLEASURE BUTTON FUNCTIONAL X4
KOOL A.D. AND THE BUTTON SOO FUNCTIONAL
KOOL A.D. INSTANT PLEASURE BUTTON FUNCTIONAL

[Repeat/Spelling Kool A.D.]