[Intro: Mister Rogers]
And you know, you can do many things that grown-ups can't do anymore. For one thing, you can pretend you're all grown up and then when you've finished pretending, you can be just the way you are

[Verse: Kool A.D.]
Kool A.D., habitual script flipper
The lip zipper, the big fisher
The fish getter, the wish giver, the inserter
The do you really want to be

[Mister Rogers]
Just the way you are

[Kool A.D.]
Kool A.D. the Dum Shiny
Come find me, young Hi-C commercial
I circle like sharks while y'all panic, I work magic
You probably wouldn't understand it
The kid go, think fast, live slow
Hella Urkels, win slow
But I still win, though, Every wall a window
Every window a wall, though, I'm Waldo
Come find me, Dum Shiny
Ain't nobody really

[Mister Rogers]
Just the way you are
[Kool A.D.]
Really, though, Kool A.D., pay me, Big Baby
Amaze 88 on the beat
3 Feet High and Rising
Cheat sheet, see why I'm smiling
Styling, a wild king, a lion

[Mister Rogers]
Just the way you are

[Kool A.D.]
A tiger, et cetera, F. Gary Gray, Set It Off
Y'all hecka soft, all human flesh is soft
I drop megaton bombs more faster thank you blink though
What the fuck is up chico man I'm Rico Suave, ya tu sabe
Jewish Eddie Murphy in your barbershop, Jewish Mel Gibson
Black Tintin, black Bart Simpson, half-black Bill Clinton
Half this half that, 50 cups of coffee and you know its
Just the way you are

[Mister Rogers]
Just the way you are

[Kool A.D.]
Exactly
I'm Drake versus Common; who cares
When the elevator breaks, I do stairs
I'm new here, 2012, wait, 2013, a new year, what you want to do here
Lamp on the couch, smoke weed, drink two beer
Yeah, me too, y'all know how we do
Young Black Hebrew scriptures
Victor, the channel flipper, the camera picture
Yo, y'all banana sniffers, maybe Hitlers
Aiming guns in all my baby pictures