[Intro: Yung Nugget]
Okay, like bad little shawty tryna call me on my flip phone
Told me to come over so I think I'm 'boutta hit, bro
Went up to her room, she was takin' off my pants
But then she started screamin' like "Where the fuck your dick go?"

[Chorus: Yung Nugget]
Woah there, fuck that, I forgot to stay strapped
She said, "Where'd your peepee go?", I guess that I misplaced that
This shit don't make any sense at all
I was feelin' so confused until I suddenly got a call

[Verse 1: MC Prophet]
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, hello?)
Sorry, bro, I had to borrow it (What?)
'Cause my girl, with my dick, she swallowed it (Huh?)
It's kinda hard to piss with a larger dick (Yuh)
But that bulge in my pants, it's hard to miss (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
But one night I took it off and I swear to God I can't find it (What?)
When I put it down at my side bitch's
I didn't think she would mind it, ayy (Huh?)
Fuck, where did it go?
Can't believe I left this dick with a ho (Brr, brr)
Never really meant to let down my bro
And I bet his dick is chilling inside her throat, ayy
Now I'm a mess (What?)
I just wanted sex (What?)
I had to pull up to the bitch's address (Ayy, yuh)
Respond to my text (Fuck)
[Verse 2: Yung Nugget & MC Prophet]
Man, I can't believe I gotta do this shit
This is the last time I let him use my dick
Now I'm fuckin' mad, I was tryna smash
I don't wanna talk to the stupid bitch
But we pulled up to the girl's crib
And I can't believe my own eyes
It's the same one I was tryna smash
But she had my dick the whole time
Bro, what the fuck? Is this shit a joke?
You stealin' my dick, now you takin' my hoes?
I'm sorry that you ain't been hittin' it right
It's the reason that she's just been blowin' my phone
Bitch, are you stupid? That ain't even true
And my dick is not something that you can just take
Sorry, my homie, you don't even know me
And honestly right now, you sound hella gay

[Bridge: Yung Nugget]
Now we fightin' and we arguin' like gimme that shit back
But then suddenly outta nowhere, I heard this girl start to laugh
She said "I ain't even got it, that shit was way too small
So I flushed it down the toilet because I was so appalled"

[Chorus: Yung Nugget & MC Prophet]
Like woah there, fuck that, I forgot to stay strapped
She said "Where your peepee go?", I guess that I misplaced that
This shit don't make any sense at all
'Cause I just don't feel the same without a dick between my balls
[Outro: Yung Nugget & MC Kudge]
Please give me my dick back (Please give me my dick back)
I forgot to stay strapped
I forgot to stay strapped, baby
My homie really lost my dick (My dick)