[Intro]
"Okay, I liked all her posts
I commented for a TBH
I even posted on her ASKfm
I don't know what else to do"
"Bro, you haven't even hit puberty yet, why are you so obsessed with this girl?"
"Well, let me tell you about it"

[Verse 1]
She was a bad little shawty, nothing like these other thotties
Even back in seventh grade everyone knew she was a hottie
Only problem was that every time I saw her, I froze
'Cause she was looking like perfection from her head to her toes
She had the Heelys on her feet, Silly Bandz on her wrist
Yeah, it was safe for me to say, I fell in love with the drip
And now I'm roaming through the halls, wishing I had some balls
And suddenly she walked right past, time to give it my all

[Chorus]
So I said: "Hey, what's up, hello, I think you're really cute
I know that we just met, but do you want to be my boo?
I'm sure you're probably busy, so let me make this quick
I just have one more question, baby, can I get your Kik?
Let me get your Kik, girl, I think you're the one
Got 80 on the pacer, I ain't even tryna stunt
Plus I got a GameCube, we could play some Smash
There's only one controller, but I promise that I'll pass it"
[Verse 2]
Shawty, this ain't CoolMath, why you playing these games?
I know you said you had a man, but girl, I swear he's a lame
Yeah, his hair wack, his shoes wack, and he can't even kickflip
Me, I'm tight as fuck, she saw me pull up on a RipStik
Now we're texting everyday on my iPod Touch
My mom will take us to the movies, if your dad will pick us up
She said she loved me, she hugged me, we even held hands
Yeah, I was tryna play it cool, but I just came in my pants
But I can't stress it all, my life is good, I'm feeling so spectacular
When she's around, I'm flying high just like I'm playing Flappy Bird
Then suddenly out of nowhere our romance came to an end
When I caught her playing Roblox with one of my best friends

[Pre-Chorus]
I can't take this, I thought I'd be the only one that you would game with
Now I guess I'll be alone forever, you're a fake bitch
I don't think I'll ever be the same
Until I saw a bad bitch doing the Harlem Shake

[Chorus]
So I said: "Hey, what's up, hello, I think you're really cute
I know that we just met, but do you want to be my boo?
I'm sure you're probably busy, so let me make this quick
I just have one more question, baby, can I get your Kik?
Let me get your Kik, girl, I think you're the one
Got 80 on the pacer, I ain't even tryna stunt
Plus I got a GameCube, we can play some Smash
There's only one controller, but I promise that I'll pass it"