[Verse 1]
Scattegories categories
Scum electrocrats
Automatic roar
Party crash with Balderdash
Arms of Mickey's Big
Gets 'em every time
Memory escapes aplasia

[Verse 2]
Pictionary Nixon Kerry
Condoleezza's rice
Scattered on the floor
Mott the Hoople's got no scruples
With those groupie Janes
Mascara and Rye
Tempers will be flaring soon