Lou Reed
Sister Ray
Walk[?] and Sally inside
Wanna take her for a ride ride
Wanna take her for a ride ride
Oh, they ain't got the time time
I'm searching for my mainline
Oh, I couldn't hit it sideways
Oh, I couldn't hit it sideways
Just like Sister Ray said
Just like Sister Ray said

Rosey and the Rayon
They're busy waiting for her booster
Just got back from Carolina
Said she didn't like the weather
Yeah, she's waiting for her sailor[?]
Who says he's just the same as ever [?]
He says he's from Alabama [?]
Wants to know a way to earn a dollar
I'm searching for my mainline
Oh, but I couldn't hit it sideways
Oh, I couldn't hit it s-sideways
Just like Sister Ray said

Cecil's got his new piece
He cocks and shoots between [?] three and four
He aims it at the sailor
He shoots him down, down the door
Oh, you shouldn't do that
You know, you'll stain the carpet
Oh, you know you're gonna stain the carpet
What a way to earn a dollar
Oh man, I ain't got the time time
Too busy sucking on a ding-dong
Too busy sucking on a ding-dong
Oh, she sucks like Sister Ray says
I'm searching for my mainline
Oh, I couldn't hit it sideways
Oh, I couldn't hit it s-side-sideways
Just like Sister Ray said
Who is that knocking?
Who is that knocking on my front door?
Now could it be the police?
They're gonna take her for a ride ride
Oh, I haven't got the time time
Oh, I haven't got the time time
Too busy sucking on a ding-dong
Too busy sucking on a ding-dong
Just like Sister Ray says
Just like Sister Ray said

Hey hey, Sister Ray
Hey hey, Sister Ray
Hey hey, Sister Ray
I'm searching for my mainline
Searching for my mainline
Hey hey, Sister Ray
Hey hey, Sister Ray
Sucks like Sister Ray
Hey hey hey hey
Hey, just like Sister Ray
Hey hey hey

I'm searching for my mainline
I couldn't hit it sideways
Hey Sister Ray
Hey Sister Ray
Hey hey, Sister Ray
Hey hey, Sister Ray
Hey hey, Sister Ray
Hey hey, Sister Ray