You know it's hard for me
I cannot use the phone
And in the shape of publicity
No relationship is born
And I feel like a Hercules who's recently been shorn
But I have always loved my baby sister

Pick me up at eight
You'll see me on TV
I know I don't look well
Time's not been good to me
But please believe me
The blame is all on me
I have always loved my baby sister

Remember when we were younger
When you would wait for me at school?
Teacher's friends and brazen sins
And I was often cruel
But you always believed in me
You thought I was the best
And now that I've got you alone
Let me get this off my chest

Pick a melody
Then count from one to ten
(Eight, nine, ten)
I'll make a rhyme up
And then we'll try again
To laugh or cry or give a sigh
To a past that might have been
And how much I really love my baby sister
And how much I really love my baby sister
And how much I really love my baby sister
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba

Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba