I'll cut your lawn if I can ride your sister
I'll piss in her face and then swear that I missed her
I'm tickling her tits with a foxes whisker
I'll blow her mind like a Halloween Whistler
UGGGHH!
All the boys in their pride,
They keep passing me by
And their asking me why?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
He's just biding his time
Now break it down bitch and lets all cry

What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it a nice eye?
What's wrong with Anthony's eye?
Is it a cod eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it Lambs eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it a Japs eye?

Verse 2
My mother bought me brand new shoes
So I said "fuck you" and started watching the news
Coz I only wear wellies when I'm perusing the telly
And give me all of your money so I can spend it on Jellies,
Coz I'm the baddest, bitch
I'm the biggest prick
I'm only licking your lips to get a nicotine hit
I'll start throwing a fit
Rolling in shit
I'll leave a fart inside your bed and then I'll never admit it
WOOOOO!!!
What's wrong with Anthony's eye?
Is it a cod eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it Lambs eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it a Japs eye?

Verse 3
Yesterday when brushing my teeth
I had a vision of you sitting
Watching champions league,
And from the back of the seat
Came out a hive of bees
And they stung you on the tits until you roared and screamed
You began to cry
You started asking "Why?"
"Is all this a result of Anthony's eye?"
And I'm Anthonys Iris, as it scans Kilkee,
Looking for a beurre who'll let me touch her gee

What's wrong with Anthony's eye?
Is it a cod eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it Lambs eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it a Japs eye?
What's wrong with Anthony's eye?
Is it a cod eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it Lambs eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it a Japs eye?