Rubberbandits
Pure Awkward
[Intro]
This song is ,is a lesson about why you should never meet your heroes
Uhh, yeah, kick it now
[Verse 1]
Now I'm from Limerick and I live here everyday
But I got another city that I love called L.A
When the boys call over it's gonna be a fun day
I'm talking about my friends Snoop Dogg and Dr Dre
We like to bust clips at crips on the east side
When I'm keeping skets Dr Dre jacks the G ride
If the shades come
I'll hide the hash in my backside
As Snoop grabs his jacket with the gun on the inside
It's a Monday I got up pure early
I showed Ice Cube the proper way to swing a Hurley
Man Ice Cube you're so big and burly
Your skin is so brown and your hair is lovely and curly
He says to me "Mossy thanks for the flattery, There's somethin' in my Pocket to recharge our batteries"
I couldn't say no cause he's such a nice type
But now I'm down and out I'm smoking crack from his crack-pipe
[Verse 2]
When you're smoking crack it's like a beautiful infection
It makes you want to love it makes you wanna share affection
I'm lookin' at cube just cause he's in my direction
And he comes a little closer with a blatant erection
As the crack rock hits the spot on his Compton block
I'm worried 'bout Ice Cube and his rock hard cock
"Mossy you know I get pure lonely, there's no one around will you please just come and hold me"
I said nothin' I just kept looking forward
I started picking at my nails
This is really getting awkward
"Ice Cube cus you're wreckin' my buzz, The crack was decent but I don't wanna give you love"
So he took out his pipe and then I had another hit
I put my hand up his top and then I kissed him on the lips
Aww fucking mortified I'm really embarrassed I shouldn't have done that, uggghh
[Verse 3]
The next day things were really different
Cause Snoop was acting strange he knew Cube and me had shifted
I tried to explain I said Snoop we were wasted
"Shut your mouth mossy man I know that you're a basehead, I know you stole a lawn-mower from my mother's basement, Ice Cube says you're gay and now he says that you're a racist"
"Snoop my brother, Cube sold me out, he's shittin' ya man it's lies that's coming out his mouth"