[Verse 1]
He has a big red nose and a silver tooth
His hands are black and blue with lots of prison tattoos
He cries about his father when he's sniffing on glue
He's never had a steady job and he has syphilis too
He wears his granny's jacket and a Burger King crown
He lives in the factory on the shit side of town
He likes to think that he can play the washtub bass
He carries cans of cider in a pillow case

[Chorus]
Hey mister, I want to know
Are you a hipster, or a hobo?
You got a chipped tooth
You live in Soho
Are you a hipster, or a hobo?
Hеy mister, I want to know
Are you a hipster, or a hobo?
You got a push bikе and a broke nose
Are you a hipster, or a hobo?

[Verse 2]
He smokes cigars and drinks in bars with elderly men
He'll tell you about himself and then he'll tell you again
He moved to the city to make it big
But that only works for people who have talent or skill
He wears a woolly hat in June and never washes himself
He only calls his mother when he's looking for help
He values his opinion so he writes it on walls
He's always shouting shit at traffic when he's grabbing his balls
He won't wear socks or pants that fit
He liked a lot of people just before they were shit
He spent a month in Brooklyn, now he talks like a Yank
He likes to carry around a journal, but the pages are blank
He wears Old Spice, he sleeps all day
He kinda raped a woman, and he quotes Tom Waits
His fingernails are filthy, but his moustache is styled
He's somewhere in his thirties, but he acts like a child
[Chorus]
Hey mister, I want to know
Are you a hipster, or a hobo?
You got a chipped tooth
You live in Soho
Are you a hipster, or a hobo?
Hey mister, I want to know
Are you a hipster, or a hobo?
You got a push bike and a broke nose
Are you a hipster, or a hobo?

[Exit]
Hipster or hobo
Hipster or hobo
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Hipster or hobo
Hipster or hobo
Yeah
Hipster or hobo
Hipster or hobo
Yeah
Hipster or hobo
Hipster or hobo
Yeah
Hipster or hobo
Hipster or hobo
Yeah
Hipster or hobo
Hipster or hobo
Yeah