Thank you for calling the helltime automated answering service.
Par- Para continuar en español... presiona el numero cinco

Do you wanna try that one line over?
Yeah. I don't know where my three is...
Oh, [?]
Just, try the spanish one again. 'Cause you nailed the first one.
Okay.

Para continuar en español presiona el numero cinco.
Perfect.
If you're gay, please press one. If you're straight, please hang up the phone and consider your life choices.

[Both laugh]

For quality control, your call may be recorded or monitored.
[?]
Please wait while we transfer your call.

Your call is very important to us and will be ans... answered in the order recieved.
Let me try that one again.
Yeah, yeah.
Your call is very important to us and will be answered in the order recieved.
Don't, you're... don't rush that. Just:
"Your call is very important to us, and will be answered in the order recieved." (Okay.)
Your call is very important to us and will be answered in the order recieved.
Put a pause between the two like, independent sections.
Really? You think so?
Yeah. I think that sounds more phone answery-like.
Your call is very important to us, and will be answered in the order recieved.
You are currently: In line.
Estimated wait time is: Third. Less than thirty seconds.

[Both laugh]