[Jimmy and Mary Lane and together]
[Verse 1]
I need words to tell you 'bout my pounding heart
Four-dollar words that make a guy sound smart
Well, I guess that's why they invented Shakespeare!
His articulations of a lover's palpitations are so keen

[Verse 2]
My bounty is as boundless as the sea (Oh!)
My love as deep the more I give to thee
Oh, you sound so dreamy when you talk like Shakespeare!
A big vocabulary should be customary when you fall in love

[Verse 3]
La la la la la la, you're a snowy dove!
La la la, prodigious birth of love!
La la la la la, hip-hooray for Shakespeare!
Sure as I am breathing you can make Elizabethan language fun!

[Bridge]
We are just like Romeo and Juliet
We're happy, young and bubbling with love
I can't wait to read the ending!
I can't either!
But I'm sure it turns out real swell
I bet Romeo marries his Juliet
They have a baby
And make lots of friends!
That's prob'ly the way the play ends
[Verse 4]
You doth teach the torches how to burn real bright
Hanging like a jewel upon the cheek of night!
Hark! What light through yonder window breaks here?
We'll be future spouses, put a plague on both our houses if we're wrong!
Shakespeare!