[Intro]
[*Coughing*]
Shout out to Baste Records (Hey, yeah, la-da-da)
Hey, Hunter (La-da-da-da)
Roll another one of those congressional blunts, brotha (La-da-da-da)

[Verse 1]
He was gonna get his laptop fixed, but Hunter got high (Ooh)
He wasn't gonna show all them dick pics, but hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
He shoulda let Hillary bleach the whole hard drive
But Hunter got high (Hey), Hunter got high, Hunter got high

[Verse 2]
He wasn't gonna mess with the hoes, but Hunter got high (Oh)
He was gonna take 'em all out on a boat, but Hunter got high
He's the smartest man Joe's ever knеw in his life
Till Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Huntеr got high (La-da-da-da)

[Verse 3]
He was gonna go visit his dad, but Hunter got high (Ooh)
He thought he had a secret stash, but Hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
The White House got shut down, we all know why (Come on, man, yeah)
Hunter got High, Hunter got High, Hunter got High

[Verse 4]
He never could paint worth a fuck, Hunter got high (Ooh)
Now he gets a half a mill and up, "Damn, that's high" (That's higher [?])
Biden never use to start with B-U-Y
Till Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high
[Verse 5]
Ukraine wasn't part of the plan, till Hunter got high (Ooh)
China wasn't that big of a fan, till Hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
He wasn't gonna split it all, with the old big guy (Come on, man, yeah)
'But Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high

[Verse 6]
He wasn't gonna go to court, but hunter got high (Ooh)
He'd never been indicted before, but Hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
His attorney's out smokin' a bowl, and we all know why (Why, man? Yeah)
'Cause Hunter got high (Hey), Hunter got high (Yeah), Hunter got high

[Verse 7]
He was making 80 G's a month (Ooh), but Hunter got high (Ooh, whoa, ooh)
On a job brotha ain't never done, Hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
He got more LLC's than John Gotti's ex-wife (Yeah)
'Cause Hunter got high ([?]), Hunter got high, Hunter got high ([?])

[Verse 8]
His cousin never was a pimp, till Hunter got high
He had the best friends money could rent, but Hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
Just imagine if he wasn't rich, and so damn white (Yeah)
The cops would raid his house, eat his lemon pound cake
Disconnect his cameras and steal his money

[Outro]
[*Coughing*]
Ooh, hey, yeah
La-da-da-da