[Intro]
Hmm
It's like... I don't care about nothin' man
Roll another blunt... Yeah (ohh ohh ohh)

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

[Verse 1]
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?)
Yeah hey
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 2]
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed, but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?)
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)
[Verse 3]
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?)
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 4]
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you ain't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 5]
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?)
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)
[Verse 6]
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pullin' away and I know why (Why man?)
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 7]
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo' pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jackin' off and I know why, yeah-hey
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 8]
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleepin' on the sidewalk and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)
[Verse 9]
I'm gonna stop singin' this song because I'm high
I'm singin' this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why (why man?)
Yeah-hey
'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high

La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop
Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh
'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high, because I'm high
(hey where the cluck at cuz)

[Verse 10]
Well my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (East Palmdale)
And all the tail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness) yes
So all of you skins (skins?) please give me more head

(Backaaa) Afro- mutha fuckin- m-a-n (m-a-n)
A E I O U (A E I O U) and sometimes W (hahahahaha)
We ain't gonna sell none of these muthafuckin' albums, cuz
Let's go back to Marshall Durbin and hang some mo' chickens, cuz
Fuck it

Fuck the corporate world, biatch!