[Intro: Afroman]
Hmm
It's like... I don't care about nothin' man
Roll another blunt... Yeah (ohh ohh ohh)
La da da da da da La, Da Daaa
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

[Verse 1]
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?)
Yeah hey
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 2]
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed, but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?)
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 3]
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling weed and I know why (Why man?)
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
[Verse 4]
I was gonna go to court, but then I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you ain't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high
'Cause I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 5]
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?)
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 6]
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo' pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jackin' off and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 7]
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
[Verse 8]
Well my name is Afroman and I'm from east Palmdale
And all the tail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell
I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (Why man?)
So all of you skins (skins) please give me more head

[Verse 9]
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why (why man?)
Yeah hey
'Cause I'm high, because I'm high
Because I'm high
(La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop)

[Outro]
A E I O U(a e i o u) and sometimes W(hahahahaha)
'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high