[Verse]
'Twas the night before Christmas, nothin' but drama
I got in a fight with my baby mama
She yelled, "Fuck you," and she opened the door, threw something shiny and lathery out in the six feet snow
I got out my car and I started the sneeze, then I realized it was a Raider jacket with all three Super Bowls on the sleeves
I got so happy when I pulled that new jacket out the ditch, I ran back in the house and fucked the shit out of that bitch