[Intro: Afroman]
Hmm
It's like... I don't care about nothin' man
Roll another blunt... Yeah (ohh ohh ohh)
Aw, cool
La da da da-da-da La, Da Daaa
La da da da (Lemme sing this song)
La da da da (Yeah)
La da da daaa

[Verse 1]
I was gonna clean my room until I got high (ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?)

[Chorus]
(Yeah hey)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da-da-da da)

[Verse 2]
I was gonna go to class before I got high (c'mon yall, check it out)
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed, but I got high, uh, uh
Now i’m taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(Go to the next one, go to the next one. Backaaa)

[Verse 3]
I was gonna go to work but then I got high (ooh ooh ooh)
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?)

[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)

[Verse 4]
I was gonna go to court before I got high (ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you wasn’t, yeah)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?)

[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 5]
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I'm serious (ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?)

[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)

[Verse 6]
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?)

[Chorus]
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)

[Verse 7]
I was gonna make love to you (Oh!) but then I got high
I'm serious (ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna eat yo' pussy too (OOHHH!) but then I got high
(He trippin', he trippin')
Now I'm jacking off (AAH!!) and I know why (Turn that shit off!)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high (keep going)
Because I got high (Do that over, do that over, next one)
Because I got high (Go! Go! Go! Go!)
(La-da-da da da da da)

[Verse 8]
I messed up my entire life because I got high
(Go! Go! Go! Go!)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
(Say what? Say what? Say what? Say what?)
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?)

[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)

[Verse 9]
I'm-a stop singing this song because I'm high (Backaaa)
(Raise the ceiling, baby!)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
(Bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (why man?)

[Chorus]
Yeah hey
'Cause I'm high
‘cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high (Are you really that high?)
La da da da da da, La da da da, (He really is high, man)

[Bridge]
Shoop de shooby doo wop
Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh
Cause I'm high, cause I'm high, cause I'm high
(hey where the cluck at cuz)

[Verse 10]
Well my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (East Palmdale)
And all the tail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
Yes, so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head

[Outro]
(Backaaa) Afro- mutha fuckin- m-a-n(m-a-nnnnnn)
A E I O U, (a e i o u), and sometimes W (hahahahaha)
We ain't gonna sell none of these muthafuckin' albums cuz
Let's go back to Marshall Durbin and hang some mo chickens, cuz
Fuck it
Fuck the corporate world, biatch!