Afroman
Crazy Rap (Colt 45) - GAYMIX
[Intro]
Listen man
I got a lot of stories and experiences from past times with n****s bruh
Y'all already know its DigBar, and I don't
I don't usually tell people about these stories and experiences but
Everybody gather round, grab a n****a ass
Hold on to his leg do something
Just kick back gather round the mic
And listen to this shit man

[Chorus]
I said stroke 40 guys, two big fags, babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaws, grab dem balls, stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong and play ping pong
Shit stretch long way to Hong Kong
So blow, blow, blow my boy, suck on his penis stems
Feelin' tight as hell, tryna ride him well, now I got a jagged rim
Deep throat, throat like 80 d's, breaking backs till hе squeal
If my dick and my titties just don't sell, I bеt my fatty will

[Verse 1]
Well, it was just sundown in a small white town
And I need a meat ride right now (Well)
When the asshole walked through the white land
Asses went up for sale (Sale)
Well, I was standing on the corner with this fat ass meat
When I met a little dude named Jan (Jan), he took a ride on my fatty
He was calling me his daddy he the leader of the butt fuck clan
(Haha) We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor (Woo)
Fucked so long my penis grew an afro
Then I fucked to the left (Left), fucked to the right (Right)
He sucked my tip on my big black pipe (Haha)
Thought to myself, "He's a keepa", all in his cakes I ain't talking zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until his daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet (Oh)
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' with a [?]
Oh (Haha), he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
The motherfucker fucked my ass all night
But I ain't mad I just slept with his dad
I'm the best damn bussy he's ever had. (Haha)
I grab the BBC he adjusting my spine (Woo)
He gon' fuck my shit just one more time
[Chorus]
Said stroke 40 guys, two big fags, babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaws, grab dem balls, stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong and play ping pong
Shit stretch long way to Hong Kong
So blow, blow, blow my boy, suck on his penis stems
Feelin' tight as hell, tryna ride him well, now I got a jagged rim
Deep throat, throat like 80 d's, breaking backs till he squeal
If my dick and my titties just don't sell, I bet my fatty will

[Verse 2]
I met this n***a in Hollywood
He had green hair, but damn He looked good
I took him to the house to break his spine
Then he whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this n***a from Japan, he never made love with an African
I fucked him once, Busted twice
I ate that penis like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed by the stories I tell ya (Tell ya)
I met a daddy in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in his ass like a Kangaroo
See, I met this n***a from Hawaii
Put it in his ass and he said "AIEE!"
Dick was breakfast, bussy was lunch
Then his [?] started tasting like Hawaiian Punch
I gave Colonel Sanders' pipe in the state of Kentucky
He said, "I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me"
I blew up in his mouth, just like ISIS
I gave her my secret blend of [?] and pipe
[Chorus]
Said stroke 40 guys, two big fags, babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaws, grab dem balls, stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong and play ping pong
Shit stretch long way to Hong Kong

[Verse 3]
I met Dolly Parton's man in Tennessee
His penis was filled with Hennessy
That country screwing really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, "Lets Have babies"
Met this daddy in Oklahoma, put that bussy in a coma
Met this daddy in Michigan, I can't wait 'til I suck that dick again
Met a real black dude down in South Carolina
Treated his ass like a nice vagina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I sent him to the medic, so I owe him
(Haha) Fucked this big booty n***a down in Georgia
Ate the n***a out, man, I thought I told ya?
I Made this beautiful man deep throat
Then he ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said his name's [?]
I wrapped his butt up just like a hot tortilla
His butt getting buried, ass distorted
I know Im finna cry when he get deported
[Chorus]
Said stroke 40 guys, two big fags, babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaws, grab dem balls, stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong and play ping pong
Shit stretch long way to Hong Kong
So blow, blow, blow my boy, suck on his penis stems
Feelin' tight as hell, tryna ride him well, now I got a jagged rim
Deep throat, throat like 80 d's, breaking backs till he squeal
If my dick and my titties just don't sell, I bet my fatty will