[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]
You and I should get away for a while
I just wanna be alone with your smile
Buy some candy and cigarettes, and we'll get in my car
We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
'Cause when I'm with you, there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just wanna be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws, thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone

[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]
My love life was getting so bland
There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I wanna take my toaster in the bath

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
'Cause when I'm with you, there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just wanna be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws, thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone

[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3: Mark Hoppus]
Who's gonna be the odd man out?
I don't wanna be the odd man out
Is this going to be the end?
Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?