[Intro: Tom]
Take your pants off!

[Verse 1: Mark]
It's alright to tell me
What you think about me
I won't try to argue
Or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving
You must have your reasons
The season is calling
And your pictures are falling down
They're falling down

[Verse 2: Mark]
The steps that I retrace
The sad look on your face
The timing and structure
Did you hear that he fucked her?
A day late, a buck short
I'm writing the report
On losing and failing
When I move I'm flailing now

[Chorus 1: Tom with Mark]
And it'll happen once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
[Verse 2: Mark]
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
We'll pretend that it's okay
The charade, it won't last
When he's gone, I won't come back

[Chorus 2: Tom]
And it'll happen once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And you've been there for too long
To face this on your own
Well, I guess this is growing up

[Outro: Tom and Mark]
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
[Speech]
Mark: Alright! Thanks a lot you guys! Whoo! We'll see you next time motherfuckers! Tom has no dick! No dick at all people! Thanks a lot and good night