[Verse 1 - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus]
Oh how your mom is so inbred
She's so inbred
Last night I caught your mother
With your brother in her bed
With her brother in bed
Five arms ten legs and four toes
The bitch has got four toes

[Chorus - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus]
When you fuck your family I guess
That's just the way it goes
When you fuck your family I guess that's
That's just the way it goes
When you fuck your family I guess that's
That's just the way it goes

[Verse 2 - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus, both]
But don't worry
Your mom is not the only one
She's not the only one
'Cause last night
I caught your dad taking your
Brother's temperature with his thumb

When I go to your house
I can't kneel or squat
Don't kneel or squat
Before you know it your dad will tie
My dick in a knot... with his tongue
[Chorus - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus]
When you fuck your family I guess that's
That's just the way it goes
When you fuck your family I guess that's
That's just the way it goes