[Mark Hoppus]
This song is about aliens, because Tom's a Trekkie!

[Tom DeLonge]
I've abducted, and probed in the anus!

[Mark Hoppus]
Travis, are you ready?

[Tom DeLonge]
On purpose!

[Mark Hoppus]
Okay, here we go!

[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge]
Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
Hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb

[Verse 2: Tom DeLonge]
What if people knew that these were real?
I'd leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all hearsay
Wish someone would tell me what was right
[Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
Up, all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

[Verse 3: Tom DeLonge]
I am still a skeptic, yes, you know me
Been best friends and will be 'til we die (die)
I got an injection
Of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks don't mean that I lie
All right

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
Up, all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

[Bridge: Tom DeLonge]
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother? Bio-father?
[Outro: Tom DeLonge]
Up, all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm scared of big black eyes

[Mark Hoppus]
Come see the softer side of Sue