[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]
If you're too sensitive, well turn this off
If you're offended by these words, then please fuck off
If you're an asshole (Oh-oh) with a dick, then that's something I can lick
Then maybe we can call ourselves proctologists

[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus & Tom DeLonge]
When I first took you out to sushi on a date
You took me home, I sadly pumped away
On your stomach (Oh-oh), face or ass, it's your fault that I came fast
So don't blame it on me, that's a you thing