[Verse 1]
My sister's name is Puddin' 'N Tain
They asked if she would stay the same
My brother's name is Little Jack Horner
Mama asked to watch to heat warm them

[Verse 2]
Sister told papa when he got home
Papa, papa, he sassed and moaned
Papa looked at brother with fire in his eyes
Brother started on the hand jive

[Verse 3]
He called sister, and he called mom
Said, "Look here, look here, what's this going on?"
Everybody had a real surprise
But brother had tears in his eyes

[Outro]
Brother's so scared he couldn't walk
Papa's afraid he could not talk