[Intro, Whitney Peyton and Ileigha Kohoutek]

*Phone rings*
Whitney: Hello?

Ileigha: Heeey Whit! So, I know you're all working late, but on your way home if you could get me some milk, uhm, some cream for my coffee.. I like 2% milk if you can get hold that's fine but I actually like soy that would be great. I also need some condoms, if you could just do that for me that would be so awesome. Thanks so much, byeee

Whitney: Da fuck?

[Verse 1]
Listen, everyday I wake up I wish
I missed your add on Craigslist
Now I'm stuck with you and your boyfriend too
Bitch, don't make me get violent
Where are my leftovers?
I put them in the fridge last night (Da fuck)
Next to the milk on the shelf by the right
Then I woke up late with an appetite
To find - you ate that shit?
Partyfowl
So I dumped all your Bacardi out
All you do is drink
And you never clean
And you never even try to take the garbage out
I think our neighbours hate us
And I know why
You had a party last night, and then threw up outside (Ew)