[DANIELA]
Gorgeous!

[CARLA]
¡Linda!

[CARLA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know

[VANESSA]
¡Vieja!

[DANIELA]
¡Sucia!

[CARLA]
¡Cabrona!

[CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know

[CARLA]
A little off the top

[DANIELA]
A little off the side
[NINA]
A little bit of news you’ve heard around the barrio

[ALL]
Tell me something I don’t know

[DANIELA]
Bueno
You didn’t hear it from me
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had sex with Yolanda

[NINA/CARLA]
¡No me diga!

[VANESSA]
¡Ay, no! He’d never go out with a skank like that!
Please tell me you’re joking

[DANIELA]
Okay! Just wanted to see what you’d say

[CARLA, spoken]
Oh ho, Dani!

[CARLA/NINA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know
Mmm-hmm-mmm
[VANESSA, spoken]
What? I don’t care!

[ALL]
¡Ay, bendito!

[DANIELA]
So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny

[NINA]
And what do you hear?

[DANIELA]
I hear plenty
They say he’s got quite a big… taxi

[CARLA/VANESSA]
¡No me diga!

[NINA]
Okay! I don’t wanna know where you heard all that

[CARLA]
I don’t think I know what you mean

[DANIELA]
Carla, he’s packing a stretch limousine!
[VANESSA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know

[CARLA]
Long as he keeps it clean

[NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA]
Ay dios mio…

[DANIELA]
Nina, seriously, we knew you’d be the one to make it out

[VANESSA]
I'll bet you impressed them all out west
You were always the best, no doubt

[CARLA]
We want front row seats to your graduation

[DANIELA]
They’ll call your name

[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA]
And we’ll scream and shout!

[They all cheer.]

[NINA, spoken]
You guys! I dropped out.​

[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA, spoken]
No me diga…

[NINA, spoken]
I should go.​

[DANIELA, spoken]
Well, that’s a shitty piece of news.​

[CARLA, spoken]
That girl never quit anything.​

[VANESSA, spoken]
What the hell happened?

[DANIELA]
I don’t know…

[DANIELA/CARLA]
I don’t know

[DANIELA]
I don’t know!

[CARLA/VANESSA]
Tell me something I don’t know

[ALL]
¿Qué sé yo?