The Garbage Pail Kids are in town!

Oh, they're so ugly you wouldn't want to see them
Even if you make your own
If you make your own
You have to make them funny or ugly

Oh oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah
They're so ugly, you don't want to see them, oh
I hope I'm singing this thing right
Oh yeah
The Garbage Pail Kids are in town!

I'm not even in activities
It's better than Russell Muscle or Brett Wet, oh
Allen Al, oh you don't want to see Allen Al
Or you'll spread your germs and you'll be hurt like him
You don't want to have a bloody nose like I do now

You wanna see, oh they're so ugly
Oh yeah
I just wanna tell you one thing
The Garbage Pail Kids are in town!
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Have you ever seen an airplane with a propeller?
I haven't either, 'cept my toy airplane
Oh yeah
But that doesn't have any thing to do with Garbage Pail Kids

Oh you can get your own like Airplane Abraham
Or Hungry Harry or Eating Evan
They can beat up both, like [?]
And Junk Food Jack

Oh yeah, oh yeah
The Garbage Pail Kids are in town!