[Jonathan Groff]
You ready?
Am I ready?

[Lin Manuel Miranda]
I don't know!

[Jonathan Groff & Lin Manuel Miranda]
Hi my name is Lin Miranda
I know you don't know who I am but I
Wore these pants and I'm willin' to dance
Like an idiot if ya just gimme the chance
To just plug my show and reach the people
Bust my flow cuz the flow is lethal
It's called In the Heights and life is sweet yo
It helps that I get to kiss Karen Olivo
Eight times a week, yo
The beat's goin' but we keep goin' cuz we know
We movin' and provin' to Michael Riedel
We can have a hit show about Latino people
Who wake up at my Bodega
And sorry "Mr. Kenny Ortega"
You better tell Zac Efron that he gotta get off
Because he's never gonna look like Jonathan Groff
Damn he's so cute
I'm sorry but it's true
Don't look in his eyes you'll get taken in
You'll be breakin' in to Spring Awakenin'
And that High School Musical's rakin' it in
It was paper thin, but they made it again
I'm facin' the end of this song the hard way
Is this what it takes just to make it to Broadway