[Verse 1: Lin-Manuel Miranda]
Justin "Juice" McElroy, Charlie's daddy, Island Boy
Sawbones, Farm Wisdom, he knows Tae Kwon Do
Travis Patrick, Middlest, sexpert, Riddle Piss
Huntington to Cincinnati, Sad Libs on the show

[Verse 2: Lin-Manuel Miranda]
Sweet baby brother Griffin, sees things a little different
South Park, Cursin' Jerry, under thirty luminary
Dungeon Master brings the drama, Barry Hussein Obama
Most people forget Hussein, but he thinks it's important

[Chorus 1: Lin-Manuel Miranda]
We didn't start the brothers
They're from West Virginia
Now they're always in ya
We didn't start the brothers
No we didn't light it
So we Candlenight it

[Verse 3: Lin-Manuel Miranda & Matt Doyle]
Hand Dog, Face Cat, Pete and Pete and All That
Live show, Face to Face, play with me in this space
Good Burger, Kenan, Kel, off to Margaritaville
Matt Doyle, Matt Doyle, holy shit, it's Matt Doyle
Hey guys! It's Matt Doyle!
[Verse 4: Lin-Manuel Miranda]
Torsey, Horse Champ, Juggalo Church Camp
Teen Google, Munch Squad, Travis is a Mango God
Staxx Soap, Time Belt, Warrior Cats, Bramblepelt
Finally emerging like the freed Chilean Miners

[Chorus 2: Lin-Manuel Miranda]
We didn't start the brothers
They're our patron saints
Who plug Extreme Restraints
We didn't start the brothers
No they're very nice
But it's bad advice

[Verse 5: Lin-Manuel Miranda]
Glass Shark, blast my cache, Olive Garden Golden Pass
Flapjack Nickelsack, Which One Vapes?
Roker Animosity, Garfield Monstrosity
Quantum Leap, Bakula, release the Gooshie tapes
Future McDonald's Pizza, Sydnee, Rachel, Teresa
Watch them play every day
Pack your bags and move away

[Chorus 3: Lin-Manuel Miranda]
We didn't start the brothers
But they know we all watch
Like a Haunted Doll Watch
We didn't start the brothers
But we'll make some noise
For the McElroys
[Outro: Lin-Manuel Miranda]
It's familiar
But not too familiar
But not too not familiar
It's a new craze