[PIZZA GUY]
Hello!

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
Yes, I'd like a hand-tossed, stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with
Sausage topped with a little extra tomato sauce
And in the middle, put pineapple and spinach
I hope you're takin' notes 'cause this order's not finished

[PIZZA GUY]
Uh...

[HAMILTON]
For ten dollars could you throw some salami on her?
Plus a lot of olives, and if it's not a bother
To thaw some frozen bologna, go soak it in tap water
Then slap on spaghetti, eggs, bacon, and avocado

[PIZZA GUY]
What?

[HAMILTON & PIZZA GUY]
Then a flood of garlic butter from the Himalayan peaks
I want the dippin' sauce drip, drippin' down my cheeks
And I'll need a fajita on each slice so start sautéing
We don't havе, like... ninety percеnt of the stuff that you're saying
[HAMILTON]
Shut up, now before you add the tab and you charge it to my card
You should know I have some allergies so listen very hard
Keep the peanuts on the left and the Skittles on the right
Then some Oreos, ground them up and mix them up with Sprite

[HAMILTON & PIZZA GUY]
Then a hundred Quesadillas, just stack 'em up inside the frying pan (This guy is insane, man!)
Whisk it in a tub with tuna from a tin can
And don't forget to add nice little sprinkles on top
Dear God, I'm gonna puke, please stop
What's your deal man?!

[HAMILTON]
Pepperoni pizza, please
I'd like a pepperoni pizza, please
But there's some toppings that I'd like to add
So just you wait, just you wait

[ELIZA SCHULYER]
He wants a ten-pound ham steak sittin' on a clam cake
Hand-grilled, jam-filled, floatin' in a milkshake
White fish boiled in oil and make it thick

[FULL COMPANY EXCEPT HAMILTON (whispering)]
But add it on last 'cause it spoils real quick
[HAMILTON & PIZZA GUY]
Crush it into powder, now pickle and sauerkraut her
Then freeze it with Cheez-Its and mix it up into a chowder
Made of buffalo chicken, in addition one McFlurry
This isn't a McDonald's
Well, find one! You better hurry!

[HAMILTON]
Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos
Taco Bell sushi burritos
Served to me on platters held by puppets wearing pink tuxedos
Nachos, gazpachos, plop 'em between a couple of
Waffles and awful lot of falafel and some beef stroganoff

[HAMILTON & PIZZA GUY]
That will be all I need, now my order is a lock
Dude, you took so long that we closed, it's past ten o'clock
But my heart is palpitatin' for some pizza on my fork
The only place that delivers this late is in New York

[COMPANY & HAMILTON]
In New York they deliver past ten
In New York they deliver past ten (Just you wait)
In New York they deliver past ten (Just you wait)
In New York, New York
Just you wait!
[COMPANY]
Pepperoni pizza, please (Pepperoni pizza, please)
Plus a side of spicy wings for two (Side of spicy wings for two)
His internet's down, he couldn't place the order online
Oh, pepperoni pizza, please (Pepperoni pizza, please)
And a twenty-ounce Mountain Dew
Will it make his heart explode?
Will you take this coupon code?
How soon can it be on the road?

[HAMILTON & PIZZA GUY]
I need this pizza for my sister's wedding celebration
This pizza is a godforsaken, gross abomination
But before you start to cook I just got one modification

[ELIZA & ANGELICA]
We have allergies

[HAMILTON]
Me? Can't eat dairy

[ANGELICA]
Wheat? I'm gluten-free!

[ELIZA]
Me? I'm vegan, see

[TREE]
And me? I am a tree

[COMPANY & PIZZA GUY]
There's a million picky eaters here
So just you wait
What's your deal, man?!
Pepperoni pizza, please!