Prof, Prof, Prof
Mother fucker I'm on some different shit
Prof

Bitch, I'm in the mall
Runnin' around witcha mom 'n them
Still wonderin' what the muhfuckin' problem is
Young P on the seat on a rocketship
Socks with moccasins, bitch, watch this shit
Check it check it out, I'm illegal
Your whole team throw brick when you free throw
If a motherfucker tells me that he really wants it
I'ma buck out like Al Pacino
Chillin' out on the motherfuckin porch with the torch, in the short
Man you know I'm a realist
If you really want to know who's a chump when I pose at the show
You know what the deal is
I buck out hard, they tell me I'm retarded
Consider me guilty regardless of the charges
Eh Prof already done it, man I'm marvelous
Hey, fuck the club, man, tell me where the bar is

Can you believe that
I got a mean chick
I got the goons with me
I got to live young
I got the pimp in me
I got the city jumpin'
I got the midwest
Hey!
Elephant style, my balls all swoll
Don't tell me I'm a big deal, I already know
Hey turn the music up
Lie till your teeth hurt
Been there done that, got the T-shirt
Tick tick tick tick ticky tick tock
If you're looking for a chair you can sit on my cock
What's that, a tattoo, girl?
K fresh, how'n that assassin girl
You're a-10? I'm a-10
Let's get together we can be bed friends
I'ma up on my mind
Give me something to do
Whisper in your boy's ear, it could all come true
I pinch your baby fat, summin' like a penny
I dont' need another shot, I got em' good and plenty
You can tell how I limp, I'm all rainy
Good and gone, girl, You lookin' good like a tenny

Can you believe that
I got a mean chick
I got the goons with me
I got to live young
I got the pimp in me
I got the city jumpin'
I got the midwest
Hey!
Big Prof bitch, chillin' like a buffalo
Moving around America, something like the Navajo
I got the thick skin
I'm T-Tonka
Cruisin' like a slab
Go ahead and tell your momma
I was like, I was like, he was like
Ding ding ding ding ding ding dong
Prof at the door with a big ding dong
Ding dong, got my mink on, make it wet, turn your sink on
Hang on, can I bang on
You know what it is, in the trunk is King Kong
Elephant style, my balls all swoll
Don't tell me I'm a big deal, I already know
Eh turn the music up, lie till your teeth hurt
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt

Can you believe that
I got a mean chick
I got the goons with me
I got to live young
I got the pimp in me
I got the city jumpin'
I got the midwest
Hey!
Buck out, get retarded!
Buck out, get retarded!
Buck out, get retarded!
Buck out!