(Hello there Mr. Rockstar)

Shit
Man I heard, uh
You can marry two bitches, in Utah
Salt Lake City or some shit
What the fuck am I doing here, y'know what I mean?

Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
Turn on my TV please
I want titties galore
An anorexic is born every day
It's easy to find cocaine
What more can I say?

It's easy to lose your way if you play
Yeah

She want a big dick man with a six pack
Smell like minnows in the crib
Where the fish at?
Bitches all over where the Cris at?
Tic-tac-toe in a row
I could hit that
I want shit instantly
Like a microwave dinner right in front of me
Let's contribute to the hooplah
Pack up a futon, make our way to Utah
Sex and drugs
We all live in America
It's easy to lose your way if you play
Yeah

And so I walk in the party with my B-boy stance
Don't compare me to the other dude
He don't dance
There's enough drink for everybody
Pee those pants
I am someone near the top as far as ego stands
You can leave those pants
They ain't coming in with me
That's illegal man
You can bet I'm a crook (crook)
In 'n out with your love before you can even look
Girl this is the USA
Freedom to eat, fuck, get fat and get paid
Put your life savings in a bottle of Cris
Bet that bitch pop
Throw it on some tits
If you can't beat 'em join 'em
Man that's true
And you wonder what I think that we all should do
Hmm
Let's contribute to the hooplah
Pack up a futon, make our way to Utah
Sex and drugs
We all live in America
It's easy to lose your way if you play
Yeah

Eh, eh girl
You look good to me
Come and show me your world
What?
Let me ask a couple questions
Sex, drugs, alcohol, learn a couple lessons
'Cause, I'm involved with that daily
I give you that insight
You don't have to pay me
I learn you something real good girl
I'll open my door
Let's go dancin'

Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah (Hey)
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka (Go girl)
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah (Hey)
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka (Go girl)
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah (Hey)
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka (Go girl)

Sex and drugs
We all live in America
It's easy to loss your way if you play
Yeah
I wanna see you dance, see you dance
See you shake that ass, oh yeah
I wanna see that now
I wanna see that now
I wanna see you dance, see you dance
See you shake that ass, oh yeah
I wanna see that now
I wanna see that now

Yeah
Kaiser Von Powderhorn 2
I hope you enjoyed yourself
Just wanted to end on this song
Let you know that, Utah is the state that exemplifies American tradition
Make yourself up a religion
Marry as many bitches as you want
You'll never have to do dishes again
Carry your guns, drink your booze, fuck unprotected
Have a couple abortions
Smoke your fuckin' cigarettes
They can't tell you shit
This is America
Never forget that