[TYLER]
There are so many douchebags in in the world
Yes, so many douchebags get the girls
Who deserve more than absolutely anything
That any charm or potion could ever bring
But men like that, they have her on a string
And they don't care

For there will always be guys like Potter
To realise tears in your eyes because he got her
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her
If you'd only done, something more for the one
Back when you were young

[JOE]
So many assholes in this place
So many assholes in my face
Why can't they leave us alone?
To love princesses, maid and queens
We wouldn't ever be in between

[JOE & TYLER]
We'd treat them nice and never be mean
And we would care

But there will always be guys like Potter
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never ever think her perfect as I/you thought her
[TYLER]
But now you're alone, left to pout and moan
'Cause you were totally pwned