[Verse 1]
I always dreamt of BMX, ha!
Got no more time for dreaming
My Ex-Wife resisted bringing our
9 year old son Timmy

[Spoken: Irresponsible Dad, Timmy]
"No dad, I don't-" - "Come on."
"I don't wanna go." - "Youre going."
"I really don't." - "Shut up son."
"Gah!"

[Pre-Chorus: Irresponsible Dad, Timmy]
We don't need a car ("Dad, that's a cliff!")
I'll just hold, the space bar ("Um, dad you're going too fast")
Respawn at the start
Didn't get very far ("We never do dad." - "Shut up son.")

[Chorus: Irresponsible Dad, Timmy]
I ride a bike with my son
We always have so much fun ("No we don't")
Unless there's mines on the ground ("Dad, landmine!")
Then things are gonna get bloody ("Oh no!")

I ride a bike with my son
Sometimes we do bottle runs ("Nooo!")
Sometimes we dodge harpoon guns ("Ow!")
Sometimes I get to launch Timmy ("What? Nooo!")
Sometimes I get to launch Timmy ("Nooo!")
For Tim's perspective, just press C ("Noooooo!")
I think it's time to get bloody
I think it's time to get bloody ("Oh no!")
[Spoken: Irresponsible Dad, Timmy]
"Dad stop." - "I can't son."
"Give up Dad." - "I don't know how."
"It's just not fun anymore Dad."
"Ah, so you admit it was fun once?" - "Gah!"

[Verse 2: Irresponsible Dad, Timmy]
It's hard to keep on living ("Aargh, oh God!")
This course is unforgiving ("Gargh!" - "Oh no Dad!")
I doubt that will be healing ("Dad, you should go to the hospital." - "I don't have insurance")
Son, keep the handles steady ("Dad, what are you doing?")
("Winning, son, Charlie Sheen." - "Oh God...")

[Pre-Chorus: Irresponsible Dad, Timmy]
We've come too far
To give up on this course ("I disagree - Argh!")
I don't need my arms
That's what my son is for ("No dad, slow down!" - "Wooooo!")

[Chorus]
We're riding towards a big jump
We fly in front of the sun
It's about time we finally won
Think we have earned a victory

[Spoken: Irresponsible Dad, Timmy]
"Yesss! We did it!" - "Yay."
"Oh yesss! Wanna go again?" - "Nooo!"
"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna put on my victory helmet."
"Oh, you look like a robot!"
[Bridge]
Robotic dance of victory, Robotic dance of vic-
Robotic dance of victory, Robotic dance of vic-
Robotic dance of victory, Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of victory, Robotic dance of victory

[Verse 3: Irresponsible Mom]
I'm irresponsible mom
Thought I should be in this song
He rides a bike with our son
Don't wanna fight for custody

I'm kinda glad when he's gone
I got two kids of my own
And killing us would be wrong
Unless it happens out of frame ("Aargh!")

[Spoken: Irresponsible Dad]
"Good one son! Ow!"