[Intro: Eric Dunn & White Friend]
(Yo Eric let me get some pancakes with chocolate chips)
What you mean pancakes bruh
We supposed to be eating cookies with chocolate chips we in college
(Eating Cookies?)
Yea Bruh

[Hook: Eric Dunn & Chip Hoch]
Momma not here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
Daddy not here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
Grandma not here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
Only friends here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a

[Verse 1: Chip Hoch]
Chip Hoch and I just woke up
Eating cookies in the morning and I think its fucked up
Mom and dad aren't here breaking all the rules
Eric threw me a cookie and we look like tools
Got a meal plan but its seven a.m
Say no to eggs I want chocolate Teddy Grahams
I've been chilling in bed wanting food
So I said, "Yo Eric I want a cookie dude"
Parents called asked if I ate my protein
I said no I'm licking off vanilla cream
They said what
Said I'm munching on cookies fam
You're not here so I really don't give a damn
We in college so nutrition don't apply
Walmart cookie shopping grocery cart flying by
Sugar rush in the morning everybody knows
But I don't give a fuck pass the oreos

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Eric Dunn]
Yo Famous Amos, Chips Ahoy, Nutter Butter
Just the sound of the cookies makes a n***a want to shudder
Chip said make some pancakes I said no
Cause we just bought a 24 pack of oreos
When I was back home ya I used to pout
Now I'm stealing loads of cookies from little girl scouts
Milano and Nilla makes me want to shout
If cookie was a team every game would be a rout
Fudge Shoppes versus fucking Rice Crispies
Drinking soda too got to take a piss please
Biscuits, gravy, bacon, and toast
Hell no I want Thin Mints to go
We like dogs tossing cookies like frisbees
We make old people say these are the bee's knees
When I wake up you be feeling really gay
Cause I make it rain lots of cookies every damn day N***A!

[Hook]

[Outro: Eric Dunn & White Friend]
(Yo Eric don't get upset but I kind of ate your last cookie)
Uhh what, what am I supposed to eat for breakfast now dawg
(I don't know cookies)
Whatever bruh, you better pay me back
(Haha psych)
(Chip Hoch Eric Dunn cookies n***a)
Cookies