Cookies
[Intro: Eric Dunn & White Friend]
(Yo Eric let me get some pancakes with chocolate chips)
What you mean pancakes bruh
We supposed to be eating cookies with chocolate chips we in college
(Eating Cookies?)
Yea Bruh
[Hook: Eric Dunn & Chip Hoch]
Momma not here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
Daddy not here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
Grandma not here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
Only friends here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
[Verse 1: Chip Hoch]
Chip Hoch and I just woke up
Eating cookies in the morning and I think its fucked up
Mom and dad aren't here breaking all the rules
Eric threw me a cookie and we look like tools
Got a meal plan but its seven a.m
Say no to eggs I want chocolate Teddy Grahams
I've been chilling in bed wanting food
So I said, "Yo Eric I want a cookie dude"
Parents called asked if I ate my protein
I said no I'm licking off vanilla cream
They said what
Said I'm munching on cookies fam
You're not here so I really don't give a damn
We in college so nutrition don't apply
Walmart cookie shopping grocery cart flying by
Sugar rush in the morning everybody knows
But I don't give a fuck pass the oreos
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Eric Dunn]
Yo Famous Amos, Chips Ahoy, Nutter Butter
Just the sound of the cookies makes a n***a want to shudder
Chip said make some pancakes I said no
Cause we just bought a 24 pack of oreos
When I was back home ya I used to pout
Now I'm stealing loads of cookies from little girl scouts
Milano and Nilla makes me want to shout
If cookie was a team every game would be a rout
Fudge Shoppes versus fucking Rice Crispies
Drinking soda too got to take a piss please
Biscuits, gravy, bacon, and toast
Hell no I want Thin Mints to go
We like dogs tossing cookies like frisbees
We make old people say these are the bee's knees
When I wake up you be feeling really gay
Cause I make it rain lots of cookies every damn day N***A!
[Hook]
[Outro: Eric Dunn & White Friend]
(Yo Eric don't get upset but I kind of ate your last cookie)
Uhh what, what am I supposed to eat for breakfast now dawg
(I don't know cookies)
Whatever bruh, you better pay me back
(Haha psych)
(Chip Hoch Eric Dunn cookies n***a)
Cookies
(Yo Eric let me get some pancakes with chocolate chips)
What you mean pancakes bruh
We supposed to be eating cookies with chocolate chips we in college
(Eating Cookies?)
Yea Bruh
[Hook: Eric Dunn & Chip Hoch]
Momma not here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
Daddy not here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
Grandma not here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
Only friends here guess what I eat in the morning
Cookies n***a, cookies n***a
[Verse 1: Chip Hoch]
Chip Hoch and I just woke up
Eating cookies in the morning and I think its fucked up
Mom and dad aren't here breaking all the rules
Eric threw me a cookie and we look like tools
Got a meal plan but its seven a.m
Say no to eggs I want chocolate Teddy Grahams
I've been chilling in bed wanting food
So I said, "Yo Eric I want a cookie dude"
Parents called asked if I ate my protein
I said no I'm licking off vanilla cream
They said what
Said I'm munching on cookies fam
You're not here so I really don't give a damn
We in college so nutrition don't apply
Walmart cookie shopping grocery cart flying by
Sugar rush in the morning everybody knows
But I don't give a fuck pass the oreos
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Eric Dunn]
Yo Famous Amos, Chips Ahoy, Nutter Butter
Just the sound of the cookies makes a n***a want to shudder
Chip said make some pancakes I said no
Cause we just bought a 24 pack of oreos
When I was back home ya I used to pout
Now I'm stealing loads of cookies from little girl scouts
Milano and Nilla makes me want to shout
If cookie was a team every game would be a rout
Fudge Shoppes versus fucking Rice Crispies
Drinking soda too got to take a piss please
Biscuits, gravy, bacon, and toast
Hell no I want Thin Mints to go
We like dogs tossing cookies like frisbees
We make old people say these are the bee's knees
When I wake up you be feeling really gay
Cause I make it rain lots of cookies every damn day N***A!
[Hook]
[Outro: Eric Dunn & White Friend]
(Yo Eric don't get upset but I kind of ate your last cookie)
Uhh what, what am I supposed to eat for breakfast now dawg
(I don't know cookies)
Whatever bruh, you better pay me back
(Haha psych)
(Chip Hoch Eric Dunn cookies n***a)
Cookies