[Verse 1]
I need some fucked up stories for my biography
Rock stars pulling up to my eulogy
And they say, "Rest in peace to the baddest fucking bitch
That you'll ever gonna meat," yeah
Always been a real control freak
You will never catch me smoking weed
Maybe I should get high?
At least I know I tried, even if I don't like it

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm only getting drunk on my birthday
Only getting high on an airplane
The only thing I regret
Is that I don't have enough regrets

[Chorus]
I can be my own worst enemy
Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
I'm going crazy
'Cause I never go crazy

[Verse 2]
I studied hard in school to always get those B's and C's
Even though the doctor told me I got ADD
Maybe I could change the game
Get a tattoo on my face
Wouldn't that shit look amazing?
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm only getting drunk on my birthday
Only getting high on an airplane
The only thing I regret
Is that I don't have enough regrets

[Chorus]
I can be my own worst enemy
Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
I'm going crazy
'Cause I never go crazy
I can be my own worst enemy
Why don't I just let me be?
I'm going crazy
'Cause I never go crazy

[Bridge]
You think I'm vanilla
I think I'm a killer
I think I'm Godzilla
King Kong gorilla, ah-oh, ah-oh
You think I'm vanilla
I think I'm a killer
I think I'm Godzilla
King Kong gorilla, ah-oh, ah-oh
[Chorus]
I can be my own worst enemy
Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
I'm going crazy
'Cause I never go crazy
I can be my own worst enemy
Why don't I just let me be?
I'm going crazy
'Cause I never go crazy

[Outro]
(I am my worst enemy)
I can be my own worst enemy
(I am my worst enemy)
Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
('Cause I'm just me)
Me, me
(I am my worst enemy)
I can be my own worst enemy
(I am my worst enemy)
Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
('Cause I'm just me)
Me, me
Ooh, enemy