I support the current causes
I have empathy and manners
I got pronounces in my bio
Pray for countries in my banner
I can't wait to get my seventh shot
That's written in my planner
I don't use emojis that appropriate those who are tanner

Wait a minute you didn't post a black square of Black Lives Matter?
You don't wear a mask, that makes you an anti-masker
If you don't get the vax then you an anti-vaxxer
If you don't watch Full House that makes you anti-Danny Tanner
You don't listen to Nelly, you're anti-Country Grammar
You're Home Depot-ophobic, why are you so anti-hammer?
Maybe you're anti-ladder, anti-former, anti-matter?
Are you anti-Aaron Rodgers or just more like anti-packer?
You're a dude but won't wear makeup? Why are you so anti-glamor?
You don't think Green Lives Matter? Why are you anti-Bruce Banner?
You don't like the Rolling Stones? Wow, you're anti-Mick Jagger
If you're offended by my rhymes that makes you anti-rapper!

Call me racist, call me bigot, call me homophobe
All because I know the difference in your chromosomes
We're living in a clown world, God the only hope
When these politicians puppets like Pinocchio
I'm so anti-everything, I'm so anti-everything (yeah, yeah)
I'm so anti-everything, I'm so anti-everything (yeah, yeah)
I'm literally shaking right now, that's my slogan
Ivermectin is a horse drug for people like Joe Rogan
And Fidel Castro is my hero not that Nazi Ben Shapiro
You should all just stay inside until the carbon net is zero
I'm so anti-Sound of Freedom, anti-cop until I need 'em
Use minorities for virtue signalling that's how I need 'em

I'm so anti-Tesla bro, plus I'm anti-gas and coal
(Wait but don't those two contradict each other?) Well, yeah, I know
I'm so anti-chromosome, I'm so anti-Alex Jones
Trump was in the movie so now I'm anti-Home Alone
Voted Biden 'cause he said he'd forgive my student loans
I think kids should be allowed to cut off their boobs and their jones
I'm so anti-two genders, I'm so anti-Bruce Jenner
(But wait she's transgender) She goes against our agenda
She's a trans-exclusionary radical feminist
Which is a term we just made up that doesn't really exist

Call me racist, call me bigot, call me homophobe
All because I know the difference in your chromosomes
We're living in a clown world, God the only hope
When these politicians puppets like Pinocchio
I'm so anti-everything, I'm so anti-everything (yeah, yeah)
I'm so anti-everything, I'm so anti-everything (yeah, yeah)