You like boats, but you don't like deep water
And you're afraid of clowns, and the end of the world
And you like films, but as a rule you think they should be ten minutes shorter
And when you were nineteen you kissed a girl and you didn't particularly like it
And you love the thighs of perfectly-roasted chicken
And you slept with the light on until you were twelve, because you thought Jesus was going to appear from the dark and get angry with you for not helping your mom with her mom
Or walking the dog who you named Stephen, because
Well, actually, you never did tell me why
Apart from that, I know everything about you
I know everything